2015 Mercedes-Benz G63 AMG

$62,500 or finance from $899/mo
77,719 mi Obsidian Black AWD Triple-locked 1 owner ★ also $200/day rental

This is the one I'm getting when I turn 16. Triple-locked, hand-built V8, sounds like a Harrier jet at idle. Black on black with red AMG calipers, because of course. 77K miles and still looks like it rolled off the line yesterday — G-Wagens don't really age. If you've thought about one of these for years, this is the move.

🚚 Free delivery within 100 mi. Cross-country quoted at cost. how delivery works →

★ The Numbers

Engine
5.5L Twin-Turbo V8
Horsepower
563 hp
Torque
561 lb-ft
0—60
5.3 sec
Top Speed
131 mph
Transmission
7-spd AMG
Drive
AWD
Mileage
77,719 mi
Title
Clean
Brakes
AMG · Red
Wheels
20" AMG
Locks
3 Differentials

The Story

Hand-built in Graz, Austria — the only place Mercedes makes G-Wagens. Each engine is signed by the AMG technician who built it (look under the hood — there's a plaque). This is what makes it different from a regular Mercedes engine: one engineer assembled this entire 5.5L twin-turbo V8 by hand.

The body has been pretty much unchanged since 1979 because it doesn't need to be. It still has three locking differentials. It still has a ladder frame. It still climbs anything you point it at. And in AMG trim, it does 0–60 in 5.3 seconds — quicker than most "sports cars."

This particular one: black on black on black. AMG diamond-stitched leather inside (you'll see — the photos are real). Black 20" AMG wheels. Red painted brake calipers. The grille guard up front, side steps, and the spare-tire cover on the rear. It's been kept clean. Two owners. WA-titled, registered, and ready to drive home.

If you want a vehicle that turns heads at every red light, climbs a curb at the valet, and still shows up at the country club — there are very few options. This is one of them.

★ Hightorque Inspection (passed all 22 points)

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